12 years ago, 1 kid: Can we get a dog?
Parents: No, sweetheart.
10 years ago, 2 kids: Can we get a dog?
Parents: Not a chance.
8 years ago, 3 kids: Can we get a dog?
Parents: Never.
6 years ago: Can we get a CAT?
Parents: Absolutely not.
4 years ago: Can we get a cat?
Parents: We are a non-pet household. NO!
Last week: Mom, Dad- we have a puppet show for you! We have been working on it for several weeks, and can't wait to show you our beautiful puppet show!
Unsuspecting parents naively sit down.
Puppet show uses Baby Grogu as a manipulation tool while explaining why children should have a hamster as a pet using three main arguments: 1. Hamsters are perfect starter pets, very easy to take care of, 2. Parents had pets as children, it's unfair of them to deprive their children such a blessing, 3. They are very responsible and will completely take care of it.
Parents look at each other with both laughter and anger while questioning why they taught children to use logic and to speak.
Long story short, meet Twix- the newest member of the family.
The kids are in Heaven.
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