For his 40th, I rented Ben his dream car to enjoy for the weekend. I never thought I could outdo that gift, but this year I did it.
I got him the most marvelous gift of all time and solidified my status as greater-than-Giselle-Bundchen-combined-with-Martha-Stewart-and-Wonder-Woman.
Yes, I'm that amazing.
What is this make-you-weak-at-the-knees-gift?
Mud mats! Now, when we come inside, the mud mats will soak up all our wet mud and we won't spread it around the house!
And this, dear friends, is what middle age looks like.
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