Me: I have some sad news, Ben. I got a ticket.
Ben: What?!?!?
Me: You can chastise me. I deserve it- it was completely my fault. But, while you chastise me, you have to look me in the eyes. (removes sunglasses with flair)
Ben: EWWWW!!! GROSSSSSS! (runs away)
Chastisement averted.
Follow me for more marriage hacks.
No comments:
Post a Comment